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Living in: San Antonio TX, apathy, filth, squalorWorking: at St. Mary's University
Hanging out: on Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Flickr, YouTube, Foursquare, Gowalla, Whrrl
Pairs of earrings owned: appr. 46
On a scale of 1 to 10, my ability to not show my emotions on my face: -387
Number of times my hairstyle changes in a given year: 3
One a scale of 1 to 5, how good of a storyteller I am: Infinity x 19
Dislikes: bananas, Kevin Costner, country music, when milk has been sitting out too long, the part of the conversation where you stare awkwardly at each other, the noise my back makes when I crack it, because I think I am seriously wrenching my spine, the word "tweet" cuz it's so fucking twee, how anxious I get when my house is dirty
Likes: food, eating food, cooking food, butter, laughing, wearing red and purple, judging, my two dogs, my husband, not sitting up straight, my friends, social media, blogging, RSS feeds, irreverence, you fools reading all of this shit.
